Talking in your sleep? If your spouse is like this man's wife, BEWARE!!
Posted on February 22, 2010 with 1 comment
From Our Friend Kim:
There is a man in the UK that talks a lot in his sleep. His wife records it and puts the transcripts online. Here are a few samples to pique your interest.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
"Potato bags. I can't find my potato bags. I need them! [desperately] Who's got my potato bags? Oh, fuck it! I'll have to use something else."
"Oompa loompas don't sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds."
"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."
"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."
"I love the fact you're a moose. Yes. So soft, so soft."
Okay, go read the rest for yourselves!
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
There is a man in the UK that talks a lot in his sleep. His wife records it and puts the transcripts online. Here are a few samples to pique your interest.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
"Potato bags. I can't find my potato bags. I need them! [desperately] Who's got my potato bags? Oh, fuck it! I'll have to use something else."
"Oompa loompas don't sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds."
"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."
"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."
"I love the fact you're a moose. Yes. So soft, so soft."
Okay, go read the rest for yourselves!
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/